SCP-118

SCP-118
Item #: SCP-ZERO ONE ONE EIGHT NINE NINE NINE EIGHT EIGHT ONE NINE NINE NINE ONE ONE NINE SEVEN TWO FIVE THREE

Object Class: Neutralised

Special containment procedures: Item's skin is to be kept in a jar (ITEM#6672) filled with male ejaculate, this will need to reside under a bed where the parents cannot find the item.

Description:

A child, long ginger hair, bald, short legs, stubby arms (specifically 5 cm in length), 6'7". Item always carries around a small acoustic guitar with a symbol resembling an X. The guitar is out-of-tune and when touched, nothing will █████.

The child has large eyes with small eye sockets, this means that the SCP must place his eyes in ITEM#6672 when in bed. The item has a tendency to speak to a melody that is somewhat similar to Ed Sheeran's number 1 hit on the UK charts 'Shape of You', this was proven during the interview conducted with D-Class subject.

History:

There have been 6 overall attempts to eradicate SCP-ZERO ONE ONE EIGHT NINE NINE NINE EIGHT EIGHT ONE NINE NINE NINE ONE ONE NINE SEVEN TWO FIVE THREE, all of these have been successful however, more and more children are born every second. This makes it incredibly hard to kill this item as parents would rather not have their child eradicated.

ATTEMPT 1 :

Subject shot with gun

ATTEMPT 2 :

Subject dropped in sauce and slime

ATTEMPT 3 :

██████ ████ ███ ███████ █ █████ James ███ █████ ██ ███ █ ██ ███ ██ ████ █ velcro █████ █ █████████ ██ ████ █████

ATTEMPT 4 :

Juiced with the juicer

ATTEMPT 5 :

Monkey mutilation

MOST RECENT ATTEMPT :

Subject taken at 6:38PM from West Des Moines, Iowa on September 5, 1982 during his paper round. Presumed missing for 38 years, 3 months and 22 days as this paper was written. No More To Be Said...

Logs :

D-CLASS PUSSY : Hello, do you like ██ ██████?

SUBJECT : Yes, he is a ver---

* Subject was shot*

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WHEN WILL THE CHILDREN END