The Good SCP Institution

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When the official SCP Foundation tried to expand its area of operations in the early 20s, A lot of the methods proved defunct. Due to the lack of funding provided by the government, Many of these splinter branches risked being exposed to the general public, and were promptly shut down by our military intervention.

Some of them however, survived. And many smaller divisions expanded into something bigger like the  'Gamers against weed' branch. personally, As a parent myself. I think video games are unhealthy, and cause violence, I dont even know what a videogame is myself, But all ive been hearing is that these CODS and Geetee A's are driving our new generation bonkers. Arent cods fish? Why fish in the virtual world when you could be fishing in the real world? And what about that Fort Night? Absolutely abhorrent what its teaching kids these days. Fucking little cunts. Anyway, as I was saying.

This led to us, The Good SCP Insitution, Or GSI for short. We have been given the task of holding onto some of the most secret, dangerous, and tastiest anomalous entities, Why? I dont know. The whole Job description was redacted, so most of us dont even know what we're doing.

Our SCP's (Nicknamed GSCP'S) are, for the lack of a term, a bit shit. Which is why they give them to us. They literally do not have any time on there hands to contain these SCP's, Which, you know. I find frankly disrespectful.

The first GSCP, and most notably famous one, (Akin to the Irrelevant SCP-173) is SCP-BIGMACBURGER, Truly a terrifying entity.