SCP-12

SCP - WHITEPEOPLE
Item #: SCP-12

Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-WHITEPEOPLE Is barely contained due its pathetic nature. If SCP-WHITEPEOPLE appears to be aggressive, D-class personnel will send SCP-WHITEPEOPLE to the ██████ to contemplate its actions. If this fails, SCP-WHITEPEOPLE. Will be beaten with batons (100% success rate). Personnel chosen to guard SCP-WHITEPEOPLE show sociopathic behavior, to protect them from SCP-WHITEPEOPLE's abilities.

Description: A pale overweight bipedal humanoid dressed in cheap clothing. SCP-WHITEPEOPLE has crusty hair on head, feet and under arms. SCP-WHITEPEOPLE's diet consists of three Mar████ sandwiches daily. Eyes are protected and hidden due to its special ability to make personnel feel both pity and disappointment (even through pictures).

When SCP-WHITEPEOPLE gets angered if it main attack fails it will proceed to call all personnel in the vicinity various racial slurs. Personnel of colour are not allowed near SCP-WHITEPEOPLE. When all else fails, SCP-WHITEPEOPLE will bring up it re████ karma of over ████, this is it least effective attack and will often lead to SCP-WHITEPEOPLE crying. Prolonged exposure to SCP-WHITEPEOPLE may lead to:"Severe privilege"Attempts to kill SCP-WHITEPEOPLE will lead to SCP-WHITEPEOPLE's reappearance at the nearest confederate flag. Relocation shows to require unnecessary resources, therefore SCP-WHITEPEOPLE is kept in containment

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