SCP- 4

Item #:                                   4

Object class: 3D

Special containment procedures: SCP -        4 can't be contained.

Description: SCP -                 4 is a 42 year old [REDACTED] (male) of 42 years of age. He is called Edd.

Upon contact with SCP -                   4, your hand will become very smelly, and must be washed with soap and [REDACTED]. If not washed with soap and water, it will still smell really bad and pooey.

INCIDENT LOG #1:

SCP -                     4 : "My name is Edd."

D-6921 : "thank you"

''approximately 17 seconds after this conversation, 17 seconds of time had passed. Due to this, all actively functioning clocks had counted 17 seconds ahead of the number they were at 0 seconds before the beginning of this 17 second time period. More testing to be authorized.''

Photograph taken of SCP -           4 after the 17 second time period, approximately 4 seconds after.

INCIDENT LOG #2:

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''12 staff members were killed in the process, 4 severely injured ranging from comatose to life-altering injuries. Nobody was harmed.''

Photograph taken of SCP -           4 prior to the ████████ ███ █████ ██ ███ ██████

INCIDENT LOG #3: 

SCP -            4 :

''Note : I was not paying attention to what was happening because I was playing my new favorite mobile game, Lords Mobile. Lords mobile is a free mobile app on android and IOS systems, and is a real time strategy MMO, and is selected as google's most competitive game on the app store. In lords mobile, you can battle people from all around the world, including : Bangkok, west Ireland,     Don't speak their language? Don't worry! The game uses google's own translate feature to translate your messages into the language of the player. These languages include : Czech. It was android game of 2017, and is incredibly fun. To you who download lords mobile from my link in the description, you can get 200 dollars worth of in-game currency, and will be entered to join my giveaway for an ipod touch. The winner will be announced in 18 months, so stay tuned.''

After the aforementioned events, D-0000 was found missing 8 of his limbs.

Photograph taken of SCP -           4 last tuesday